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CPT Fraser stationed in Iraq wants to know...
Q: What do you give a bear with a toothache?


Hayley What did the indian say when his dog fell off the bridge?
A. dog gone!

Miss Forrest, age 8, Greensboro, NC Riddle: Sheriff Dog went to the post office with his Deputy Pup. Mrs. Possum, wearing sunglasses was there, too. And Mr. Duck and Mrs. Duck were there also. All of a sudden, the light went out. When they got the light back on, Deputy Pup and Sherrif Dog were investigating who turned out the light. Who did it?
A: It was Mrs. Possum cause possums only come out at night.

Miss Forrest, age 8, Greensboro, NC Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer

Jordon C. age 7 from Saskatchewan Q: Why did the spider cross the road?
A: To get to the other website.

Jessica C., age 8: Q:How do you make a hankie dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Anna, age 9: Q: What do monkeys do on a saturday night?
A: They "hang" around!!

Desiree , NJ Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Desiree, N.J.: Principal: Do you do your homework?
Kid: Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here & There
Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later

Emily, Wyoming Q: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

Emily, Wyoming Q: If Lettuce, Tomato, and Squash had a race who would win?
A: The lettuce would be a-head, the squash would be in the middle, and the tomato would have to catch-up (or ketchup)!

Saundra, Canada Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A: 3 after 1

Saundra, Canada Q: What do you do when an elephant sits on your toe?
A: Call a toe truck

Logan, California Q: Which vampire won the race?
A: Neither, they were neck to neck.

Logan, California Q: Where to trains race?
A: At a track meet.

Alexi Smith Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Susie Q: What kind of shoes can you make from bananas?
A: Slippers!

Doug Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in a strawberry patch!

William Q: What kind of fish goes best with a Peanut butter sandwich?
A: Jellyfish!

Katie, from Canada A man went to a doctor. He had a pea in one nostril, a carrot up the other nostril and a banana stuck in his ear. And The Doctor said " I think you have a eating problem."

Cathy Parker, Q Why did Sarah bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!



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