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Q: What do you give a bear with a toothache?
Hayley What did the indian say when his dog fell off the bridge?
A. dog gone!
Miss Forrest, age 8, Greensboro, NC Riddle: Sheriff Dog went to the post office with his Deputy Pup. Mrs. Possum, wearing sunglasses was there, too. And Mr. Duck and Mrs. Duck were there also. All of a sudden, the light went out. When they got the light back on, Deputy Pup and Sherrif Dog were investigating who turned out the light. Who did it?
A: It was Mrs. Possum cause possums only come out at night.
Miss Forrest, age 8, Greensboro, NC Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailer
Jordon C. age 7 from Saskatchewan Q: Why did the spider cross the road?
A: To get to the other website.
Jessica C., age 8: Q:How do you make a hankie dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Anna, age 9: Q: What do monkeys do on a saturday night?
A: They "hang" around!!
Desiree , NJ Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Desiree, N.J.: Principal: Do you do your homework?
Kid: Now & Then
Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here & There
Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later
Emily, Wyoming Q: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!
Emily, Wyoming Q: If Lettuce, Tomato, and Squash had a race who would win?
A: The lettuce would be a-head, the squash would be in the middle, and the tomato would have to catch-up (or
Saundra, Canada Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A: 3 after 1
Saundra, Canada Q: What do you do when an elephant sits on your toe?
A: Call a toe truck
Logan, California Q: Which vampire won the race?
A: Neither, they were neck to neck.
Logan, California Q: Where to trains race?
A: At a track meet.
Alexi Smith Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Susie Q: What kind of shoes can you make
Doug Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in a strawberry patch!
William Q: What kind of fish goes best with a
Peanut butter sandwich?
Katie, from Canada A man went to a doctor. He had a pea in one nostril, a carrot up the other nostril and a banana stuck in his ear. And The Doctor said " I think you have a eating problem."
Cathy Parker, Q Why did Sarah bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!